-anything edible really
I like this because the order the list is in makes it sounds like the boyfriend is something edible
straight men are so fucking gay
if you’re doubting me on this place a mini whiteboard and a felt pen about 10 feet from one and time how long it takes for them to crudely draw a penis
i remember when i was little, i stayed in the bath tub way too long because i wasn’t feeling good, so i fell asleep in the tub (with the water off of course) and when i woke up, i looked at my hands i saw that they were all wrinkled and stuff and i started flippin out because i thought i slept for 60 years
Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color
/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply
now you know how people with glasses see.
WOAH is this how it really is?
YES THIS IS VERY ACCURATE
Lmao these niggas
I thought they only drank coca cola
lol heres a picture of me throwing up
sorry if ur squeamish
goddammit reblog me i almost got kicked out of target for throwing (and dropping) it a million times trying to get a clear shot