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myfandomsarebetterthanyours:

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

As a boy I can confirm that when I see spaghetti straps my hunger knows no bounds

posted on May 23, 2013 at 18:59with 73,875 notes.

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

posted on May 23, 2013 at 18:59with 11,609 notes.

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.

posted on May 23, 2013 at 18:58with 127,626 notes.

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

posted on May 23, 2013 at 18:58with 43,818 notes.
literaryfool: megaman2: “howdily doodily neighbourino” this is the funniest thing ive ever seen leave me

literaryfool:

megaman2:

image

“howdily doodily neighbourino”

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen leave me

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posted on May 23, 2013 at 18:57with 68,009 notes.

nallycat:

make shorter posts im too lazy to read

posted on May 23, 2013 at 18:57with 14,659 notes.

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

posted on May 23, 2013 at 18:57with 122,440 notes.
nighttimers: skynda: OMFG the fact that miley cyrus reblogged this just made my life

nighttimers:

skynda:

OMFG

the fact that miley cyrus reblogged this just made my life

posted on May 23, 2013 at 18:57with 24,636 notes.
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posted on May 23, 2013 at 18:56with 104,323 notes.

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posted on May 23, 2013 at 18:56with 1,304 notes.

one-direction-in-the-tardis:

doctorwho:

God Bless the Cactuses

Doctor Who Series 4: The End of Time

is that anderson

posted on May 23, 2013 at 18:56with 43,311 notes.
j0rdieshore: venchy: b-eyondthehorizon: daisina: villea: WORDS CANOT DESCRIBE THE AMAZING NESS OF THS GIF THEY WAY IT PLAYS SOMEONES WHOE LIFE IN LIKE 8 SECONDS OMG love this fave this is beautiful ye

j0rdieshore:

venchy:

b-eyondthehorizon:

daisina:

villea:

WORDS CANOT DESCRIBE THE AMAZING NESS OF THS GIF THEY WAY IT PLAYS SOMEONES WHOE LIFE IN LIKE 8 SECONDS OMG

love this

fave

this is beautiful

ye

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posted on May 23, 2013 at 18:55with 350,955 notes.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: niknak79: So young. So honest.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

niknak79:

So young. So honest.

posted on May 23, 2013 at 18:55with 34,760 notes.

you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS

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posted on May 23, 2013 at 18:54with 31,752 notes.
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posted on May 22, 2013 at 15:38with 133 notes.