ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
As a boy I can confirm that when I see spaghetti straps my hunger knows no bounds
my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay
well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
“howdily doodily neighbourino”
this is the funniest thing ive ever seen leave me
make shorter posts im too lazy to read
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
the fact that miley cyrus reblogged this just made my life
- 2012: slutty 12 year olds
- 2016: slutty 10 year olds
- 2020: slutty 6 year olds
- 2025: slutty 3 year olds
- 2030: slutty 1 year olds
- 2035: slutty fetuses
WORDS CANOT DESCRIBE THE AMAZING NESS OF THS GIF THEY WAY IT PLAYS SOMEONES WHOE LIFE IN LIKE 8 SECONDS OMG
this is beautiful
So young. So honest.
you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS